Kappy’s Fine Wine & Spirits reserves the right to limit quantities and to correct printing errors. To avoid selling alcoholic beverages to minors you must have positive proof of age if you are under 40 years of age. All Kappy’s Liquor Distributors are individually owned and operated. All people in your party will be required to show proper ID. Promotions are subject to change and cancellation. All beer and soda prices are plus deposit.
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